You can be the envy of all of your friends when you show up with a cold six pack of one of our Craft Brewed Ales. This engineering marvel allows your beer to stay down right chilly for a really long time. It is as easy as pie. First, pop those plastic things in the freezer.
Second, insert your favorite Dogfish six pack and slide the icy chillers between the bottles. When you are ready to enjoy, do.
Two little notes, however, the three bottles of 60 Minute IPA in the picture are not included in the purchase price and the cooler will self destruct if you try to place any beer other than Dogfish in it.